Для знающих английский. Совсем немного.
—	Hello, are you there?
—	Yes, who are you please?
—	I'm Watt.
—	What's your name?
—	Watt's my name.
—	Yes, what's your name?
—	My name is John Watt.
—	John what?
—	Yes, are you Jones?
—	No I'm Knott.
—	Will you tell me your name then?
—	Will Knott.
—	Why not?
—	My name is Knott.
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