Putin: Eye of the Tiger
‘I'll kill you.
Obama: Feminine look and that stupid, fake-ass plastic smile.
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Don't bend over near this dude!,путин,политика,политические новости, шутки и мемы,VS,Обама,Барак Обама,Putin vs Obama,длиннопост

Putin folk dances with REAL women.
Obama girly dances with lesbians.
Lesbian Ellen Degenerate (DeGeneres),путин,политика,политические новости, шутки и мемы,VS,Обама,Барак Обама,Putin vs Obama,длиннопост

Putin married this soft spoken beauty.
Unlike the publicity hog Michelle Obama, classy Lyudmila Putina keeps out of the limelight.
Obama well
Even a pound of makeup and airbrushing can't conceal the angry ugliness within.,путин,политика,политические новости, шутки и мемы,VS,Обама,Барак Обама

Rumor: Putin's mistress
(unsubtantiated) Alina Kabayeva
At least Putin's lying liberal enemies had
enough respect to link him to a hot chick.
Rumor: Obama's "mistress" (most likely true) Kal Penn
Kal Penn is a homosexual Hollyv/ood actor. He (and others) have been romantically linked to Obama.
Obama well
The only "man" in that photo is Whoopi Goldberg (left),путин,политика,политические новости, шутки и мемы,VS,Обама,Барак Обама,Putin vs Obama,длиннопост

Putin looks China's President in the eye.
Putin looks the Saudi King in the eye.
Obama bows like a weak dog.
Chinese President is
Obama W T F?!
"Bow before your King you dog1’,путин,политика,политические новости, шутки и мемы,VS,Обама,Барак Обама,Putin vs Obama,длиннопост

Putin looks the Emperor of Japan in the eye.
Obama WTF?!M!!M
The Emperor is thinking to himself: 'What's wrong with this f g idiot?’,путин,политика,политические новости, шутки и мемы,VS,Обама,Барак Обама,Putin vs Obama,длиннопост

Putin's mom was a good Obama's teen-mom was promiscuous Christian lady.	and	did	soft	porn.
*That's really her!
Maha was totally devoted to her son Vtadimir.
Slutty Feminist Stanley Ann Dunham divorced twice and abandoned little Barry when he was 10.,путин,политика,политические новости, шутки и

Young Putin was serious. Young Obama was a pot-smoking clown.
A self described "lazy student“, Obama has a passion for smoking marijuana, (later on used cocaine),путин,политика,политические новости, шутки и мемы,VS,Обама,Барак Обама,Putin vs Obama,длиннопост

Putin: Blackbelt in Judo.
Obama: winces like a girl at the sight of
Judo.
Manly Mich«ll« doasn't flinch at all!,путин,политика,политические новости, шутки и мемы,VS,Обама,Барак Обама,Putin vs Obama,длиннопост

Putin rides horses. Obama rides girlie bicycle with helmet.
"Ring Ring. Safety First!",путин,политика,политические новости, шутки и мемы,VS,Обама,Барак Обама,Putin vs Obama,длиннопост

Putin plays with loaded rifles.
Putin power-swims in cold lakes.
Obama plastic squirt
guns.
Flabby Obama wades in the Hawaii shallows.,путин,политика,политические новости, шутки и мемы,VS,Обама,Барак Обама,Putin vs Obama,длиннопост

Putin drinks his beer like a man
Putin: Formula I race cars.
Obama: pinky extended, eyes shut
"Weeeeee»!',путин,политика,политические новости, шутки и мемы,VS,Обама,Барак Обама,Putin vs Obama,длиннопост

Putin: Navy speedboats
Obama: Boogie boards
Obama is a skinny legged runt.,путин,политика,политические новости, шутки и мемы,VS,Обама,Барак Обама,Putin vs Obama,длиннопост

Putin fishes like a man
Obama well,путин,политика,политические новости, шутки и мемы,VS,Обама,Барак Обама,Putin vs Obama,длиннопост
Putin controls his dog without a leash.
Look at his eyes. That dog KNOWS who is the master'
Obama's dog walks himl
Psycho egomaniac Obama named his dog after his initials 'Bo"',путин,политика,политические новости, шутки и мемы,VS,Обама,Барак Обама,Putin vs Obama,длиннопост