История настоящего мужика
а я, дурак, сбрил усы
25.02.2014, 12:42
Жиденькие волосики над верхней губой - это не усы
Сука, у меня в 20 лет усы и борода наполовину седые (((
это...это шедеврально D:
let's split (huesos), baby.
Борода - это честь, а усы и у бабы есть.
Охуенный палец.
Или хуевый... тут как посмотреть...
членорукий микимаус ?
вот так однажды не побреешься - хуяк и внезапно женился. И нет пути назад
Тоже хочу такой скилл у своих moustache
![[2060]OldSchool](https://img2.safereactor.cc/pics/avatar/user/25058 "[2060]OldSchool")
A lady gets a lotta things
She gets a 20 carat ring
She gets the alimony too
She gets to look good in the nude
But there's one place where they've been whipped
Between the nose and upper lip
M-M-Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache
M-M-Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache
M-M-Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache
One hundred hairs make a man
I tried a handlebar design
My Fu-Manchu was real fine
My Ronald Colman made 'em blink
My Pancho Villa made 'em think
But when I trimmed 'em real small
My Jewish friends would never call
M-M-Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache
M-M-Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache
M-M-Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache
One hundred hairs make a man
One hundred hairs make a man
One hundred hairs make a man
M-M-Mustache
M-M-Mustache
M-M-Mustache
They call me 'Sir' and that ain't bad
Sometimes they think that I'm my dad
And women flirt and you can bet
They like that tickle that they get
The only time I feel bad
Is when they guess the lunch I've had
M-M-Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache
M-M-Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache
M-M-Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache
She gets a 20 carat ring
She gets the alimony too
She gets to look good in the nude
But there's one place where they've been whipped
Between the nose and upper lip
M-M-Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache
M-M-Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache
M-M-Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache
One hundred hairs make a man
I tried a handlebar design
My Fu-Manchu was real fine
My Ronald Colman made 'em blink
My Pancho Villa made 'em think
But when I trimmed 'em real small
My Jewish friends would never call
M-M-Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache
M-M-Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache
M-M-Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache
One hundred hairs make a man
One hundred hairs make a man
One hundred hairs make a man
M-M-Mustache
M-M-Mustache
M-M-Mustache
They call me 'Sir' and that ain't bad
Sometimes they think that I'm my dad
And women flirt and you can bet
They like that tickle that they get
The only time I feel bad
Is when they guess the lunch I've had
M-M-Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache
M-M-Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache
M-M-Mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache
ворчание
Усы, да еще с бородой - это просто мечта.
Ведь из них можно делать всё что угодно! Можно даже выращивать в бороде цыплят, если она достаточно густая.
Ведь из них можно делать всё что угодно! Можно даже выращивать в бороде цыплят, если она достаточно густая.
Супертяжелый вес по боку? Сальце, что ли, растет на боках?
неужели никто не вспомнил про Weebl'а? у него есть шикарный ролик про сабж
