BY TALOS, I AM CURSED! GUARD, I REQUI RE YOUR ______assistance! My goad ness! 5neve guard, couldst thou help this poor maidF iiPts-Her-Tail would be ever so gratePul, and eager to reward thee! WHAT. Hey a, lizard tits! Come over here, I have a spear that needs polishing. Don't CALL me that,... / Похотливая Аргонианская Дева :: The Elder Scrolls :: фэндомы :: argonian :: TES расы

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BY TALOS, I AM CURSED!
GUARD, I REQUI RE YOUR
______assistance! My goad ness!
5neve guard, couldst thou help this poor maidF iiPts-Her-Tail would be ever so gratePul, and eager to reward thee!
WHAT.
Hey a, lizard tits! Come over here, I have a spear that needs polishing.
Don't CALL me that,

Hey lady! Check out these muscles! Pretty impressive, eh?
HA! IMPRESSIVE? JUST LAST WEEK, I WALKED UP A MOUNTAIN IN FULL ARMOR, CARRYING A GREATAXE!
He! Hou may impress, good sir, but with such strong legs end shepely tail, can cerry meel treys ellllll dey without sitting down!
WAIT NO
Oamn it,

Listen, Pelphine; know it
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Hou cannot be serious.
I know, I knew/
¿5usf Follow me here...
A guy takes down s dragon outside oF town, then rents a room here.
He's gone the next morning, but suddenly there's this weirdo cleaning the place like she's

$Hey Holgar, watch this. 'Sense me, strange green waitress! Those things aren't real, are they? That'в IT. *6asp* A W-weapon? Why, I - might cut myselP! Fine. Fine! you can at least do^^^ \ THIS. JUST MOVE DEFENSIVELY, ' ^ TARGET THE WEAK SPOTS, ANNNAAAAA fit — Here! Take this, and Pollow me$

TALOS-DAMMIT, WHY IS THIS EVEN HAPPENING!? WHAT COULD I HAVE DONE TO DESERVE THIS HUMILIATION, MY STRONG, HANDSOME EMPLOYER?
*
Ohhh, why would anyone do this to a poor little maid such as IF Please tell your humble servant and put her Pears to rest, my strong, handsome employer!
WELL'
My

And... should you require comforting TO HELP YOU RECOVER FROM YOUR BRAVE ORDEAL, YOUR HPlWAN SERVANT EAGERLY WAITS FOR A CHANCE TO REPAY HER VALIANT RESCUER.
THIS ISN'T STRANGE. OF COURSE IT ISN'T.
H E SAVED ME FROM THAT AWFUL ICKY MUDCRAB, AND AS AN HONORABLE WARRIOR, IT IS ONLY RIGHT THAT I

Bytalos, these patrons are such
EXPERTS WITH THEIR WIT AND CHARM! SURELY NO COMMON DAMSEL COULD RESIST SUCH SOPHISTICATED WORDPLAY, IF THEY CAN STIR THE HEART OF A STOIC WARRIOR SUCH AS I! OOH, THESE CUTIES DESERVE SOME CUDDLE TIME.
tS-SO THEY'RE SATISFIED WITH THE INN'S r PERFORMANCE, OF COURSE.

JOBLE ORGNAR. Ah . MAGNIFICENT INI
:m myself! Please.
SHAME! FOR THE DRAGONBORN HIMSELF' LY TO THE BASE DESIRES OF A BEAST-WOMAN
MY WARRIOR'S HONOR!
THE REPUTATION OF .HONOR DEMANDS I
MIGHT FULFILL '
Ohhh the shame, the shame! <_ Everyone look upon this shameful maid ^who HFts her tail For

Issmaei, intrepid investigator oF crimes most Foul!
r Orgnar! I have returned! In my questing, I have Pound-
you Pool/
^^rltwas either thisguyi^^^^ The Passionate Princeling oF Perenhall,
you've brought another victim oF ^ Sheogorath's curse here!?
The Bosomy Widow oF Twin Peaks,
IF you bring

AHH, ANOTHER PERILOUS DAY AWAITS THE MIGHTY DRAGONBORN!
AHA! I AM SOON TO REACH A NEW LEVEL! PERHAPS IF I CRUNCH SOME SKILLS TODAY...
/ Doo! I am soon to become aN better maid! Perhaps iP I work
LET'S SEE, WHAT'S IN MY QUEST LOG...
-Wash the dishes: -------------------------20EXP
AH, THE

$F\\ BY THE GODS, ^ fHE'S so suave AND 1 ICHARMING! SURELY 1 A THIS CASSANOVA i W HAS EARNED THE 1 I RIGHT TO BED THE 1 L MIGHTY DRAGON-^ Come on ya oumo ^ titty lizard let's do,Похотливая Аргонианская Дева,The Elder Scrolls,фэндомы,argonian,TES расы$

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Kembriy

18.06.2017, 00:51

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+0,5

Эта история требует продолжения.

Angel Dust

18.06.2017, 01:15

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+1,3

перевод бы...

Yogest

18.06.2017, 01:37

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+5,5

Лучшая шутка Шеогората.

zedns

18.06.2017, 02:40

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Мне больше понравилась та где он музыку людям подарил

Фиговина

18.06.2017, 03:16

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Я тут понял, что никогда не отыгрывал похотливую аргонианскую деву в ТЕС - пришло время исправить.

Miple

18.06.2017, 06:57

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Хмм, раньше не видел последние две страницы, неплохо. Значит автор обновляет историю

BlinkRaven

18.06.2017, 07:15

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Я б в такой мод поиграл...

18.06.2017, 14:55

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18.06.2017, 18:46

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Вспомнил прокляты пояс из BG. Сначала ты противишься новому телу, презираешь проклятье и хочешь все вернуть на свои места, а потом приходит мысль "и так нолрм". Помню была у меня фантазия, вот в группе есть маг с умением снимать проклятья, можно же надевать этот проклятый пояс так, чисто позабавиться

Flashm6

19.06.2017, 00:12

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ХД А то что у тебя аватарка Эдвина это ничего? Или ты во 2-ой Балдурс гейт не играл и не выполнял его квест?

Yogest

19.06.2017, 13:14

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Не, я не выполнял его квест. Играл давно и с ним только в первой части. Во второй в пати не брал. Сейчас почитал, что за квест, бля, сколько я потерял ТТ

Flashm6

19.06.2017, 13:21

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