Upd8, снова.

I seem to be... am I on the moon?
Did someone transportalize me to the moon? This seems a rather thin jape, but it could be an intriguing mystery!,MS Paint Adventures,фэндомы,Homestuck,Calliope,Jane Crocker,Roxy Lalonde,Jack Noir
Alright, you mugs, you say. This looks like as good a spot as any to start carving out a nice fat piece of the action. And quit horsin around in there. Buncha lousy no-good plush nimrods. This struggle buggy ain't no dance hall.,MS Paint Adventures,фэндомы,Homestuck,Calliope,Jane Crocker,Roxy
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No apologies necessary, dear. Now that the initial shock has subsided, I rather think I'm capable of piecing this puzzler together on my own steam.
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ESTABLISHED 5000 NG UN ESTABLISH ED 5000 NG,MS Paint Adventures,фэндомы,Homestuck,Calliope,Jane
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Goddamn lousy stupid mooks can't keep their feet to themselves for five lousy minutes you swear to god,MS Paint Adventures,фэндомы,Homestuck,Calliope,Jane Crocker,Roxy Lalonde,Jack Noir
I think I'm capable of solving this one on my own, dear. This isn't the first assassination attempt I've weathered.,MS Paint Adventures,фэндомы,Homestuck,Calliope,Jane Crocker,Roxy Lalonde,Jack Noir
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jane! are yoU alright, love? roxy suggested some sort of impenetrable shroUd has sUrroUnded yoUr cUrrent lUnar whereabouts! should i assUme from yoUr tone that yoU sUspect foUl play?,MS Paint Adventures,фэндомы,Homestuck,Calliope,Jane Crocker,Roxy Lalonde,Jack Noir
Urne," hoo! nothing to be concerned about, rs! I have the situation well in hand, strapping, well-dressed gentlemen have volunteered their assistance.,MS Paint Adventures,фэндомы,Homestuck,Calliope,Jane Crocker,Roxy Lalonde,Jack Noir
And look who else I found! Would you believe this disobedient ruffian tried to compel these gentlemen to attack me? I suppose the fault lies with whoever left him off the leasjn, but he's back where he now.,MS Paint Adventures,фэндомы,Homestuck,Calliope,Jane Crocker,Roxy Lalonde,Jack Noir
I'm putting this charming little imp in charge of my social media management for now. It seems some things have slipped our notice, dearies, not the least of which is the imminent destruction of the moon! Honestly. We haven't been very good gods to the people we made, have we? They clearly need
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See you in a week! HOO HOO HOO!,MS Paint Adventures,фэндомы,Homestuck,Calliope,Jane Crocker,Roxy Lalonde,Jack Noir
It seems two of Our Creators were near the moon investigating our surprise for the SIMULTANEITIVITY JUBILEE! Fortunately, it seems they weren't hurt!
A CONVIVIAL CREATOR SIMULTANEITIVITY JUBILEE TO THEM, AND TO ALL!,MS Paint Adventures,фэндомы,Homestuck,Calliope,Jane Crocker,Roxy Lalonde,Jack Noir