INGREDIENTS i/2 CUP Of SOFTENED BUTTER 1/2 CUP OF WHITE SUGAR i/2 CUP OF BROWN SUGAR f EGG (PREFERABLY FROM AN EVIL CHICKEN) f TEASPOON OF VANILLA EXTRACT I CUP OF FLOUR 1/2 TEASPOON OF BAKING SODA i TEASPOON OF HOT WATER i/4 TEASPOON OF SALT I CUP OF RED CHOCOLATE CHIPS /EVIL MUSTACHE