Hail Transfatylvania, land of fat and grease
Our diet and Lack of Exercise make us all obese
We Salute the Blue and Black
Even through a heart attack!
a country built on hate and lies
all other countries we despise!
Transfatylvania
Hail Hail Hail!
Oh Transfatylvania, Her mountains strong and tall
From the barbed wire fence to the firing squad, our country has it all!
Our industry is Number one ,
In exporting pollution!
Our mighty army fights for us
The water here is poisonous!
Transfatylvania
Hail Hail Hail!
Hail Transfatylvania, Land of deep fried cheese.
We're friendly with everyone on earth except the Japanese
Their cartoons are really bad
They make us all very mad
we hate Ponies, and their fans
And all of the Kardashians!
Transfatylvania
Hail Hail Hail!
Our diet and Lack of Exercise make us all obese
We Salute the Blue and Black
Even through a heart attack!
a country built on hate and lies
all other countries we despise!
Transfatylvania
Hail Hail Hail!
Oh Transfatylvania, Her mountains strong and tall
From the barbed wire fence to the firing squad, our country has it all!
Our industry is Number one ,
In exporting pollution!
Our mighty army fights for us
The water here is poisonous!
Transfatylvania
Hail Hail Hail!
Hail Transfatylvania, Land of deep fried cheese.
We're friendly with everyone on earth except the Japanese
Their cartoons are really bad
They make us all very mad
we hate Ponies, and their fans
And all of the Kardashians!
Transfatylvania
Hail Hail Hail!