There are strict standards for those whoare recruited into the Eccentric's employ:

1.  You can't be incapable of dumb labor. You're a maid,after all.
2.  You can't have a trait that causes loss of control atrandom times (heavy sleeper, gourmand, pyromaniac).
3.  You can't have a trait that penalizes socialinteraction (ugly, misogynist, misandrist, abrasive).

Permanent injuries? We can fix those. Old age? Well...let's just say that the Eccentric harbors more secrets than just maid armor andadvanced shield tech.