Pizza plane
Это салями? Скажите что это салями!
из сои
Я щас тебя на белое салями порежу и съем! Зефирка
щас договоришься. В камень превратим
Щас договоришься, с кофем тебя заварю!)
подавишься
Супом на камнях не давились, кофем точно не подавимся.
Потом эти каллории ей боком выйдут
MLP Time Loops 144.5
Bright lights appeared all around Sunset as she returned through the mirror. The entirety of the Royal Guard stood at attention, Pegasus whipping the wind into a frenzy around them while the unicorns were casting their brightest flash spell. Six familiar ponies stepped forth from the shadows. They halted as one and Twilight stepped out from the crowd. Her face seemed oddly serious, "Sunset, We know what you've been doing these last couple loops."
Applejack was glaring at her, "Sugarcube, ya got problems, and ya need to address it head on!"
Rarity put her hoof on Sunset's leg, "Sunset, dearie, I know all the places you've been and the things you've had to do, but we can help you. You don't know what that stuff can do to you."
Sunset looked down at herself, then to her friend, "But-"
Pinkie started bawling on the streets, "Please, Sunny, can't you see how much this is hurting you, hurting all of us?!"
Fluttershy stuttered, "Y-you should s-s-say n...no to that, Sunny. Think about your friends, about the influence you have over the Crusaders. They almost started doing it too."
That really confused Sunset, "Uh, wait, wha-"
Dash stepped forward, "Sunset, we've always been there for you, and we always will during your upcoming challenges."
Sunset would be touched if she knew what was going on, "I-um, Ohh...kaayy, bu-"
Celestia stepped forward, her face scrunched up in disappointment, "Sunset, I promise we will be there for you every step of the way. Don't hesitate to call on us to help with your problem. Twilight even promised to sponsor you at the meetings."
Sunset flared her horn and her mane caught fire as her confusion finally reached a boiling point, "ENOUGH!"
With that, the unicorns' horns' lights disappeared and the Pegasi started leaving the area. Sunset huffed several times, put out the flames on her mane and replied, "Look, I'm just visiting the human world for a burger every now and then, alright?! I just...have a stronger urge for meat this loop. It wasn't harming anyone."
Twilight patted her friend on the shoulder, "Oh Sunset, Sunset, Sunset. We have been watching the mirror for months. We know you've been visiting Canterlot High every night. Dash even followed you a couple nights ago. She had one of the Wiskey River BBQ burgers from that nice restaurant."
Dash gave a smirk, "Yeah, it was pretty good too."
Twilight's eyes turned wicked for a second, "And that's why Dashy is going to join you in your rehabilitation."
The blue pegasus' looked thrilled for a second before it took a downturn, "Yeah...wait, what?!"
Twilight silently thought to herself, And that's Dash and Sunset checked off the "Revenge for Destroying my Tree" list. Next up, Vinyl Scratch and her Wubbing my tree out of existence.
***
Sunset folded her hooves together as she sat by an equally upset Rainbow Dash. They were in a classroom being taught by a cow which impressed upon them the importance of eating egg based products. Sunset muttered, "Tonight, we blow this joint, spend the rest of the loop at Canterlot High, eating Chic-Fil-A and working on a potion to turn Twilight into a bovine. You with me?"
Dash nodded, "Oh, yeah."
Bright lights appeared all around Sunset as she returned through the mirror. The entirety of the Royal Guard stood at attention, Pegasus whipping the wind into a frenzy around them while the unicorns were casting their brightest flash spell. Six familiar ponies stepped forth from the shadows. They halted as one and Twilight stepped out from the crowd. Her face seemed oddly serious, "Sunset, We know what you've been doing these last couple loops."
Applejack was glaring at her, "Sugarcube, ya got problems, and ya need to address it head on!"
Rarity put her hoof on Sunset's leg, "Sunset, dearie, I know all the places you've been and the things you've had to do, but we can help you. You don't know what that stuff can do to you."
Sunset looked down at herself, then to her friend, "But-"
Pinkie started bawling on the streets, "Please, Sunny, can't you see how much this is hurting you, hurting all of us?!"
Fluttershy stuttered, "Y-you should s-s-say n...no to that, Sunny. Think about your friends, about the influence you have over the Crusaders. They almost started doing it too."
That really confused Sunset, "Uh, wait, wha-"
Dash stepped forward, "Sunset, we've always been there for you, and we always will during your upcoming challenges."
Sunset would be touched if she knew what was going on, "I-um, Ohh...kaayy, bu-"
Celestia stepped forward, her face scrunched up in disappointment, "Sunset, I promise we will be there for you every step of the way. Don't hesitate to call on us to help with your problem. Twilight even promised to sponsor you at the meetings."
Sunset flared her horn and her mane caught fire as her confusion finally reached a boiling point, "ENOUGH!"
With that, the unicorns' horns' lights disappeared and the Pegasi started leaving the area. Sunset huffed several times, put out the flames on her mane and replied, "Look, I'm just visiting the human world for a burger every now and then, alright?! I just...have a stronger urge for meat this loop. It wasn't harming anyone."
Twilight patted her friend on the shoulder, "Oh Sunset, Sunset, Sunset. We have been watching the mirror for months. We know you've been visiting Canterlot High every night. Dash even followed you a couple nights ago. She had one of the Wiskey River BBQ burgers from that nice restaurant."
Dash gave a smirk, "Yeah, it was pretty good too."
Twilight's eyes turned wicked for a second, "And that's why Dashy is going to join you in your rehabilitation."
The blue pegasus' looked thrilled for a second before it took a downturn, "Yeah...wait, what?!"
Twilight silently thought to herself, And that's Dash and Sunset checked off the "Revenge for Destroying my Tree" list. Next up, Vinyl Scratch and her Wubbing my tree out of existence.
***
Sunset folded her hooves together as she sat by an equally upset Rainbow Dash. They were in a classroom being taught by a cow which impressed upon them the importance of eating egg based products. Sunset muttered, "Tonight, we blow this joint, spend the rest of the loop at Canterlot High, eating Chic-Fil-A and working on a potion to turn Twilight into a bovine. You with me?"
Dash nodded, "Oh, yeah."
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