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Windows Step l. Reboot _I Г Did that fix it? No? Proceed to step з, Step а. Format hard drive. Reinstall Windows. Lose all your files. Quietly weep.
Apple Step Л/ Take it to an Apple store. Л Did that fix it? No? Proceed to step э, _) Buy a new Mac. Overdraw your account. Quietly weep.
О Linux Step I. Learn to code in С++. Recompile the kernel. Build your own microprocessor out of spare silicon you bad lying around. Recompile the kernel again. Switch distros. Recompile the kernel again but this time using a CPU powered by refracted light from Saturn. Grow a giant beard.