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The Great Flea

Erika the Dual Blades was enthusiastic in every business.
Он не просто доспех.
Он мой товарищ и друг.
Я зову его Веллингтон Хвастливый.
В честь пустозвона.

Кто-то может спросить,
Кем нужно быть, чтобы использовать своего друга как щит?
Но мне нечего стыдиться в этом плане.
К обычным друзьям я отношусь точно так же.
"That is not a chain mail."
"Oh."

No More Seal

You are strong.
You are hideous.
I will abandon the vow of square.
I will abandon the will of sealing.
Rejoice.
You will be the first monster that I beat to death.
Even after the end of humanity, there was still work for cranes to do.
In the study of 14th century arcane aesthetics, we can find several artistic movements out of the mainstream.One of them was known as the Witch and Crafts Movement, including the broomstick modification fever.
The Lady of the Underworld was kind enough to allow the traveler to bring his love back, and thoughtful enough to warn him to never look back until he arrives at the land of the livings.However her memory wasn't good enough to tell him about the unliving rats nibbling soul away.
'The most fearsome of all 108 Relics, 
The sword that destroys destiny, 
The Child to End All Wars. 
But the Child is chained up. 
The sheath of riddles. 
Read, operate the device, and free the sword. 
No power can unbind the seal. 
Only wisdom will make him free.'
'Krampus the Red Thief wore the armor he found from the dampest battlefield,wielded the sword he took from the darkest dwarf-delving,and plundered the castle of lords and shack of farmers through the chimney.'
Caitlyn Chambers, the outer who had levitation, flight, acceleration flight powers.In the hero debut performance, she attempted hypersonic flight for the first time.
Let me introduce the new product of Burning Dew Workshop. 
The authority of wizards and gods.
It will be given to you too!
If you cut one of your arms off!
Replace the runestones, and experience the various types of magic and the pleasure of slaughter!
You foolish child, the lazy one.
Magic is not about efficiency.
Magic is art.
The form you have achieved itself is a new path,but there's no philosophy nor introspection in it, only expediency.If you merely rely on that, the magic will punish you someday.
There was something to learn from what we called white barbarians.Their obsession over ideals. The philosophy of realism. The perfect shape.
They had their own sense of beauty.Their sorcery had their own style of art.And I will combine theirs with ours.
Don't get me wrong.
This is not the scar of my weaknessnor the trace of self-hatred.
This is the bowstring made of blood sacrifice,and the arrow annihilating the enemy in front of me.
The Order of White Shell has sworn to dedicate their life to the Queen of the Pale Hill.
Sky is not allowed for us.
But our wings have become the swords, purer than any dews in the dawn, to slay the enemies of the Queen.

Today I'm gonna cook a whole hell-radish.

Bow, one of the weapons made by men, was a copy of the weapon of Ban Elsir, the god who killed the most shadows in the First War.
 The mechanism of the weapon was different from the original, but men were satisfied that they could kill each other.

Their Stories

"Hey young man. This is not the closest way to the Bulgewater County. You better choose the west road of the Wisteria Crossroad."
"Oh look at this thick skin. Everybody's waiting for their turn and now you want to get buried in such nice place far far away?
Hey, you better go to my grave plot. It's much closer and so beautifu..."
"I heard your goddamned hometown story for hundreds of times that my ossicles almost worn out, ma'am.
Why don't we just shut up for this painful journey? You can have some talks with the devils after burial."
"Your sister's pelvis was so huge that even three baby skulls could go through the hole."
"That bastard is talking shit again. I heard he was mental and still barking like a dog even after brain fluid dried out."
"My jaw! Where is my jaw! I can't eat without my jaw!"
"His jaw was gone sucking dragon dick."
"This rude boy is ignoring me again! I told you Bulgewater County is not this way..."
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They Talk Too Much

"I told you not to go this way."
"Hey lad. Your fighting stance is awkward as hell."
"Your mama's tit was so huge that her ribs were bent."
"He's so nice as always. Drop me off here."
"We're dead! We're all dead. All because of that stupid gravekeeper!"
"Where is my jaw?"
"When I was young, I found no monsters as ugly as this one."
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They Still Talk

"Amazing, lad! Transforming our remains into spirit form, what a magic!"
"If I didn't know you, i would have thought that you were trying to kill us all! I know this sort of sorcery, and they use this spell to destroy the undeads."
"Your mama's spine is so bent that you can use it in math class as protractor."
"Good to be together as always. It's hard to find nice lad like this fellow these days."
"Where is my jaw? I can't find my jaw!"
"Huh! You call this a magic! Back in my days..."
"Hey young man, do you even hear me?"
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Take Them Please

"Mortal. I ask you to yield one of those heads."
"I can't."
"You cherish life of the deads more than yours? How touching."
"No really. I can't."
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Put Your Hand on My Shoulder

"Hey young lad. You're just passing by that poor giant's body and you call yourself a gravekeeper?"
"Knock it off you bloody dotard."
"Haha! We heard you talking back to our word! Today's a special day!"
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The Protectors

I hear dead people.
And they never fxxking shut up.
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Dead Men Tell A Lot of Tales

"That's a mighty fine necromancy, summoning the dead severed arm!"
"And he didn't raise us from dead with such skill."
"Where is my jaw."
"If we knew he could do that we would've never apologized him."
"I mean, it's pretty absurd to blame us for dragging monster's attention by our chatter. It's monster that cut off his arm, not us."
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Manga Style Necromancy

"Fight with me."
"Wait, we never agreed that."
"I will never forget you."
"I said we never agreed that."
"SOUL CRUSHER."
"You motherf-."
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"Your Move, Old Man."

"Look at that ruddy bastard grabbing old man's head."
"Where is my jaw."
"Back in my days, even rudest of all showed respect to the elders.
Kids these days ignore the aged men and their wisdom.
Back in my days, no one would've allowed this to happen.
The kings had to get off their horse to salute me on the road."
"When yer mom rolled on the pen with the pigs."
"Where is my fxxking jaw, you bloody ruffians."
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Necro-man

Even though the sword is broken dead, I can call its soul back.
Arm is the most basic type of shield.
My revived arm will be a shield.
This is my necromancy.
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Starved Pistol of Diliworth

Starved Pistol of Diliworth.
One of the haunted relics made by infamous weapon inventor Godin Elwiv of Eldrian two centuries ago.
The soul of people who were killed by him is stored inside.
Danger Rank High. Never touch.
P.S. My dear pupil who never ever read nor listen to my words.
I leave this postscript for I thought you would've ignore that warning.
At least don't fire this pistol twice.
The chance of it taking user's soul increases geometrically on the second fire.
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Hellblade

"Old man. Sword."
"Arfwgerraworf"
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You Must Fly

"Damn, I'm terribly sorry lady.
This is what my necromancy do.
Look at my arm. Revived in strange form of my true nature.
I guess your soul looks like a fish, swimming freely in the air.
At least you can fly instead of having normal leg oh what the hell am I talking about. I'm really...
Oh... Uh... I guess you like it.
Thank you."
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One is Gone

My masters, all six of them, told me not to talk to the deads.
The deads never come back to life. That's undeniable truth. The truth that people left behind want to deny so much.
The soul of the dead leaves this world over the curtain of our realm forever.
What we call ghost is just an embodiment of remaining thought, emotion, or memory of the deads.
That's why they cannot talk normally, always want though need nothing, and stick to something obstinately.
It is difficult to remove them peacefully unless you follow certain rules and process originated from the deceased.
The deads are not the ones you knew.
Now I can understand why they taught me that over and over again.
It is obvious how I'll react to the false hallucination of my masters when they pass away.
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