ASAMI SATO! YOU'RE KNOWN FOR YOUR BRAINS, BRAUN, AND BEE-YOO-TIFUL SKIN! WHAT'S YOUR SECRET? OH, IT'S NO SECRET! I USE MY VERY OWN SATO SOFT LOTION! NOT ONLY DOES IT LEAVE YOUR SKIN KISSABLY SOFT... ...IT PROTECTS YOU FROM VIRTUALLY ALL PHYSICAL HARM! I JUST GOT HIT BY A SPIRIT DEATH RAY AND I FEEL